Cruel, Criminal Face of Osaka

Woman dies searching for care

An 89-year-old woman died after she was refused treatment by 30 hospitals in Osaka. Her family called an ambulance after she became ill with vomiting and diarrhea. The ambulance crew spent two hours before finding a hospital that would accept her for treatment. By then her heart had stopped.

A pregnant woman died in western Japan last year after being refused admission by about 20 hospitals that said they were full.

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Osaka: “Heroes” only! [No sick old, or pregnant bastards admitted!]

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Top 10 Reasons Why Japanese Loathe Gaijin: Religion

Top 10 Reasons Why Japanese Loathe Gaijin (foreigners) …

10. Little Boy
9. Fat Man
8. Missionaries
7. Unfair Trade (!)
6. Cruelty to Women
5. Tobacco
4. Imposed Modernity
3. Religion

Coming soon…

Young Chimps Beat Kyoto University Students

Researchers Tetsuro Matsuzawa and Sana Inoue of Kyoto University, experts in studying the mental abilities of chimps (!) pitted young chimps against college students in tests of short-term memory. The chimps won. One chimp, Ayumu, beat nine university students hands down!

Why isn’t Gacuette surprised at all?

Humor aside, there is one practical upshot to the extensive [and frankly pointless] research conducted at Kyoto University, which the authorities ought to contemplate. The chimps are performing better. Let them swap places! Admit the chimps to university instead. Who knows, as the next generation of intelligent researchers, the chimps might even conduct some intelligent research!

Full report…

The Misogynist Papa

It can be said with a reasonable degree of certainty that lots of people in Japan have a 3-digit IQ. It can also be said with equal certainty that very few of them live in Japanifik (and Chiba).

There are more dysfunctional families in Japanifik than in any other area throughout the third world. For one thing, the concept of family planning wasn’t translated into the local dialect. As a direct result there is a social contagion of violence, teen thugs and high school prostitutes. [See previous posts.]

Many families who send their children to the same preschool as Gacuette’s two children, have three or more children. Incidents of births in these families seem the follow similar patterns. Typical Japanifik ‘papa’ is a misogynist who doesn’t want daughters; like in some backward parts of the world, by and large, fathers still disown their daughters here! Women, in keeping with the 18th century tradition, are looked down on and regarded as second class citizens (if not lower down the scale, i.e., as servants and slaves!) After his first daughter is born, the disillusioned papa makes another attempt in the hope that the next baby may be a male heir, made in his image… and then another. If the second and third babies are girls, too, most papas normally throw in the towel, fearing that the fourth one could also be a girl. If the third baby is a boy, however, papa tries again in the hope of getting a second son. If the fourth baby turns out to be a girl, there’s still a 50-50 chance papa might try a fifth time [since he has already 'succeeded' once!]

If the first, second and third babies are all boys, then mama, unable to cope with papa’s three male heirs, born in his image and spoilt rotten by him, takes to the bottle; she becomes fat, frigid and otherwise unattractive to prevent papa sowing yet another one of his seeds in her!

Japan depends on other countries for 94 percent of its energy and 60 percent of its food. Last week, the price of everything went up by about 30-38 percent (whereas the price of grocery went up globally by about 21 percent). Tomatoes were put on display @ ¥168 ($1.50) at the local supermarket chain. The prospect of what might happen in Japan, when the going really gets tough, is very frightening indeed.

More Criminal Damage

Could Foreigners live in Japanifik without experiencing criminal damage?

Both Gacuette’s and his spouse’s bicycle tires were punctured with brass thumbtacks, which were intentionally pushed into the tires.

Q. Surely punctured tires are an inevitable part of cycling. How could Gacuette claim it was criminal damage?

A.
1. Gacuette’s bike was parked in the bike shed when it was punctured.
2. The thumbtack was pushed into the tire so close to the rim it couldn’t have been accidental.

Q. What did the police do/say?

A. Next time (!) let us know before you have it fixed.

Is this to do with that Freedom of Speech thing?